Some interesting Facebook status messages apt for a particular person at a particular time!
A bored reckless chauffeur.
is err-relevantly studying faces in parking lots.
A stunned Dave Mathews Band fan.
is DMBstruck!
A nervous probable MBA student.
is sensing a CATalytic CATastrophe.
A vengeful movie buff.
is Jacks smirking revenge.
A narcissist windows media player user.
is even better than the REAL thing.
An anti gay activist in United States.
is condoming bushy activities.
An adventurous stock market trader.
is having SENsationalSEX at 20,000 feet.
A God–fearing hooker.
is not only for the ones who kneel, luckily!
A frustrated husband.
is damning you, and damning broccoli!
A famished Disc Jockey.
is turning tables for a Mixican delight.
A classic prankster.
is right behind you, Boo!
A depressed weather reporter.
is partly cloudy with a 30% chance of rain.
The outbreak of a suppressed worker working in a garment industry.
is refusing to be a fool dancing on the strings held by all of those big shorts.
A euphoric Fiancé.
is with Lucy in the Sky of Diamonds.
An indecent business proposal.
is now on “you're in the gettin'-fucked-by-me business”