Status affairs!

Some interesting Facebook status messages apt for a particular person at a particular time!

A bored reckless chauffeur.
is err-relevantly studying faces in parking lots.

A stunned Dave Mathews Band fan.
is DMBstruck!

A nervous probable MBA student.
is sensing a CATalytic CATastrophe.

A vengeful movie buff.
is Jacks smirking revenge.

A narcissist windows media player user.
is even better than the REAL thing.

An anti gay activist in United States.
is condoming bushy activities.

An adventurous stock market trader.
is having SENsationalSEX at 20,000 feet.

A God–fearing hooker.
is not only for the ones who kneel, luckily!

A frustrated husband.
is damning you, and damning broccoli!

A famished Disc Jockey.
is turning tables for a Mixican delight.

A classic prankster.
is right behind you, Boo!

A depressed weather reporter.
is partly cloudy with a 30% chance of rain.

The outbreak of a suppressed worker working in a garment industry.
is refusing to be a fool dancing on the strings held by all of those big shorts.

A euphoric Fiancé.
is with Lucy in the Sky of Diamonds.

An indecent business proposal.
is now on “you're in the gettin'-fucked-by-me business”

Public displays of “affection”

Until a few days ago, I regarded the term public display of affection (PDA) only as a verb symbolizing fond attachment, devotion, or love in real public places. Yesterday evening I logged onto Facebook to find myself hugged, slapped, winked, pinched, cheered and sucker punched in front of 122 people soon after my status message echoed “Richa Singhal is all that you scheme, all that you create, all that you wreck and all that you hate”. Suddenly I felt the term PDA has evolved into the feeling aspect (as in pleasure or displeasure) of consciousness in virtual public venues too! So the next time you yearn for some “widespread affection” think again! You might just get some “published attention” which may or may not be pleasant!