Wednesday, October 17, 2007

BENADDICT

One of my close friend is absolutely crazy about Ben Affleck. This is what a conversation with her would be like!

Stranger: How have you been?
Her: I have BEN fine

Stranger: What is your full name?
Her: BENtely BENegal

Stranger: Which caste do you belong to?
Her: BENgali

Stranger: Where do you stay?
Her: BENgaluroo

Stranger: What are you doing there?
Her: BENch warming

Stranger: So which is your favorite Movie?
Her: BENhur

Stranger: Which is your favorite music band?
Her: BEN folds five

Stranger (Now irritated): Favorite Ice-cream?
Her: BEN and Jerry’s

Stranger: Favorite Brand?
Her: BENetton

Stranger: Favorite Car?
Her: Mercedes BENz

Stranger (Now trying to be smart): What is your take on Yoga?
Her: It is BENeficial

Stranger: What do you do when you are sick?
Her: I gulp BENedryl

Stranger (Now pissed) Cant you think of anything but Ben!?
Her: You need a smoke..BENson and Hedges?

Stranger (Walks off and swears) :BENc**d
Her: Now you are getting it :)

5 comments:

Sahil said...

Rich man :)... fun read keep up the good writin .. here's a quick lame one
stranger: Any fav. chemical compound?
her: BENzene

Shankster said...

Stranger: Youve bugged me enough.Im leaving!
Her : Ciao, Best Affleck!

richforthestars said...

Hahahaha :)
Slam: You are now chemically challenging me!

Junkie: You'll get famous on my blog at this rate! Good one!

Roma Singhal said...

Very well articulated and written. Keep up the good work. :) You never know when it is used for digital marketing if the Page Views increase. Hehe.

Unknown said...

stranger? Your fav basket ball player?
her: BEN johnson

stranger? Whats your fav exercise in the gym?
her:BENch press

Stranger?Your second fav car?
her:BENTLY